I Say Cool Too Much

Nobody would think that I had an education sometimes the way my verbal skills disintegrate into stuttered and garbled nonsense. People say something to me and I staple myself onto the conversation with my swiss-army-knife word: cool. It can be used for anything. But I sometimes hate myself when I hear myself using it. So [...]

Beat Me Up Because I’m Too Tired To Do It Myself

I hate me, you hate me, everyone hates me. What are you gonna do about it? I can’t stand these people who ask me if I want to start something. Yeah, earning a lot of money, dipshit, what you gonna do about it? Fuggeddabahtit, you slag! Plagued by pinheads with mouths bigger than the brain [...]

Plugged In

I am truly addicted to typing. The real world has receded from my view and the sun has barely touched my skin in a number of days. Do I look unhealthy? Ah, well with my newly shaved head, my red eyes with dark circles under them, could I deny the truth? yes, I could — [...]

On-line

It’s good to be meeting people who write all the time and read all the time too. Everyone who is part of the great swirling mass of text and information that is the on-line writer’s community seems really friendly and welcoming and the are all willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and [...]

Meeting Of Minds

Not having had much money or time to travel in recent years and living in a fairly closed-minded place, I have had to struggle to meet people whose minds are opening up to the world and closing down to a pinpoint, which is why, having joined a few on-line writing forums and communities I am [...]

Intentions

I’ve split myself across these different blogs because I couldn’t think how to weld them together and I wanted to do slightly different things with them.The aim of this part of my online psyche is to show that there is some light in here and that I’m not some kind of miserable bastard who sits [...]

Work Life Balance

What is work life balance? How many people do you know that have achieved it? The only people I know who have an adequate balance tend to have an adequate bank balance as well — your average joe who works every hours god sends to pay off the bills he ran up ten years ago [...]

Which Came First Caffeine Or Insomnia?

To the amateur, who has barely spent a handful of nights red-eyed, restless-legged, full-headed, trying to grab even a few minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off and tells that you have to get up for work, the presence of coffee in an insomniac’s life may be something of a puzzle. They would turn [...]

Humour Is Inessential: A Refutation

Hypocrites unite and greet a moron on the u-turn. You don’t have to laugh. You don’t have to smile — just be a miserable bastard and you will get through this life as easy as if you made an effort. That is the truth.
Today as I slog through the wilderness that is marked at the [...]

Humour Is Essential

With all the people and the stupid situations with which you are faced humour is essential. Laughter releases the endorphines for relieving stress. People with a good sense of humour are generally people that you can get on with because mostly, though not always, a good sense of humour indicates a degree of intelligence. You [...]