forced jaws wired fetish stories and randy skulls

i love to see some of the search terms that bring people to my page. i have mentioned this before but these two really made me smile. for some reason i am picturing a nipple-clamped overweight guy covered in mayonnaise and i know that isn’t good for anyone to think about for too long. when [...]

Withnail & I

This is a cult classic — one of those things you will always find in a student room along with ‘The Kiss’ by Gustav Klimt and ‘Midnight At The Cafe’ by Van Gogh. I tried to introduce my wife to it last night — something uniquely English and very funny. My DVD collection contained the [...]

bog stats

Sometimes coming on here and looking at the blog stats makes me feel like I am sitting on a toilet taking a really long shit and occasionally someone else comes in, notices the bad smell, and leaves — hanging around for just long enough to hear the odd plop to confirm that the shitter is [...]